What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
oh my god
i want a video of all the tries it took to make this
OH MY GOD
martha washington: bae come over
george washington: im crossing the delaware
martha washington: my parents aren't home
george washington: IM CROSSING THE DELAWARE
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
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